Vol I, Issue I

Parrot, mofo.

Do not date this guy.

Parrots don’t really repeat what you say. They are revealing their deepest secrets to you. So, don’t tell them any secrets, cause they’ll just turn around and blab them to the next asshat that tries to get them to say ‘Poopshitfart’. Parrots are dicks.

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