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False, Profits

Cast off the shackles
You own nothing
Come to the mountain
Everything owns you

I’ll be on the hill
Wait for the world
I will rise again
What are you waiting for?

I saw you cross the river
Without wetting your feet
But you are still a man
You are still a man!
You led me across the desert
And freed me from bonds
But your are still a man
You are still a man!
You saw the face of god
And we will never see yours
You are still a man
You are still a man!

I will lead you
This is the law
I will feed you
There is none before
I will heal you
There is none after
Carry me now
Was there ever One?

You say you are one
But I know you well
I know you well
You collect
You don’t count
The cost, the blood
You serve one
But I’ve got
bad news for you
You serve man
And your greed
And your hate

Who do you think you serve?
Do you know what you serve?
Who do you think you are?
Do you know what you are?

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Awesomesauce

This is a song I wrote for @lkellison.

Awesomesauce

Someone once told me
If I’m number one, then I’m no one but
If it takes one to know one, I know none.
But what the hell this is a song, I’ll make fun
Of all the people I wish I could poop on.

Bowser, you muthafuka
I need me some princess
I keep coming back after recess
To find you took the dress
To another castle.
I’m not impressed.
Bowser, you’re an asshole
You are muthafuckin huge
But you can jump as high as me.
What the fuck is with that?

-Chorus-
I bring that hot heat
Like I just grew me some huge teats
There’s awesomesauce in the kitchen
Put it in your mouth and kwitcherbitchin

Kim Bauer, what the hell?
They must have just given up on you
They left you to collect morning dew
On the backside of a mountain with a few
Rations of goat meat and a thearapist too
Kimmy, how are you that dim?
You’re the daughter of Superman
How did you not learn from dad?
Was gone in Kosovo while you had
A lobotomy by Launch Pad?

-Chorus-
I bring the hot heat
Like roasted chestnuts, the sweet meats
There’s awesomesauce in the kitchen
Put it in your mouth and kwitcherbitchin.

-Bridge-
I need to spread the sauce
I’m going to put it on my toast
I’m going to drizzle it on the coast
And Dr Suess will hate this song the most
Give me the sauce
And nobody gets hurt
It’s full and is going to spurt
And I would give my favorite shirt
To find another rhyme to hurt

-Chorus-
I brought the hot heat
Like the Vandellas dancing in the street
There’s awesomesauce in the kitchen
Put it in your mouth and kwitcherbitchin.