I have a unicorn. It lives in my backyard. I know you want me to post pics, or show research proving the unicorns can exist, but you will have to email me directly for you to get that information. Posting it here in this public place is not where information about unicorns goes. So, if you email me, I’ll be happy to show you my unicorn, prove that exists, and illustrate the love we have for one another.
Also, horses are bad for you.
Ironclad Illogica 
This reminds me of an article I once read about soybeans.
Dude, I saw your magical unicorn shirt….