Effing sweet. Balls in your mouth cause you’re like a horse and they’re salty like a salt lick, and there’s a dude with you like ‘Dude, you’re not a horse and you don’t need salty balls in your mouth, why the hell would you put balls in your mouth because they’re salty even if you feel like a horse’ But by then you’ll have the balls in your mouth and you’ll be all like ohemgee there are salty balls in my mouth and I feel like a horse. This is fucking weird and I don’t know if Brent is drunk, but he is weird as shit. Balls salt drunk weird turds danger sizzle. The end.
Salt licks are awkward. So's emo horse. (Seen at pyzam.com)
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